#John Egbert #introduction
Your name is JOHNATHAN C. EGBERT and you are dating a HIGH-SCHOOLER despite the fact that you are a THIRD-YEAR BIOLOGY STUDENT.
You’re about to fall head-over-heels for a COOL KID but we’ll get to that later. First of all, you should explore the room you rent from ROSE LALONDE and get your butt to UNIVERSITY.
